How to be independent, Durban (2026)

27/10/2024

5 THINGS AMERICAN MOVIES TEACHES US:

1. That Chinese have nothing better to do than
teaching or practice Kung Fu.
2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.
3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote Basketball/Baseball.
4. Aliens have special interest in attacking the U.S.
5. U.S. is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like werewolves & vampires.

5 THINGS INDIAN MOVIES TEACHES US:

1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.
2. While defusing a bomb, don't worry, whichever wire you cut... you always choose the right one.
3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up; but will show pain when a girl cleans up his wounds.
4. A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty.

The most hilarious one...
5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps.

5 THINGS NIGERIA MOVIES TEACHES US: 🥱🥱😹

1. Nigerian movie has taught us that once a guy leaves to Lagos, he'll be rich when coming back.😆

2. Whenever thunder strikes, someone must shout "I will confess" and After the person confess, the next thing is to die.😶😶

3. When A rich prince and a poor village boy is dragging a girl, the rich prince is just fooling himself because the poor village boy will win.👉😂

4. When a poor boy is blowing a flute in the bush, it attracts the attention of the princess and she must fall in love.😆

5. Nigerian movie has taught us that madness starts with laughter.
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22/09/2024

Umfana omncane 👶 owayephoqwa ukuba athandaze 🙏.

👱‍♂️:boy kuthandaza 🙏 wena namhlanje.
👶:baba angikwazi ukuthandaza🙏
👱🏾‍♀️:awuthandaze 🙏 wena sifuna ukuyolala 😴 kanti yini.
👶:baba cela utshele u cc athathandaze pls dad.
👱‍♂️:mungathandazi 🙏 zokushaya nge mpama manje.
👶:kodwa baba ukuthandaza angikwazi baba.
👱‍♂️:thandaza ngezinto ozaziyo ngo makhelwane abangani nezihlobo nje.

👶:nkulunkulu baba mdali we zulu nomhlaba 🙏 ngizokuwe njengomtwana 👶 wakho olahlekileyo ngicela ukuthi uxolele bonke la bafana abangishayayo esikoleni uphinde ubenze uku bengasakwazi ukungishaya, uphinde uphe lezi zingane zivakasha layikhaya ukudla 🍛 okwanele ukuthi zidle khona zizoyeka ukuzosiqedela ukudla 🍲 kwalayikhaya okuthengwa ubaba, sicela uphinde wenze ubaba ukuba asithengele izinto ezimunandi 🍿🍡🥧🍰🎂🍫🍬🍭🍮🍯 Njengoba esuke enza ku nanny uma umama engekho aphinde athole imali ubaba ukuthi akwazi ukuthengela lamantombazane anqunu agcwele efonini📱 yakhe izimpahla zokugqoka, uphinde nkosi utholele labo baba abalala ekamereni lika mama no baba uma u baba ehambe nomsebenzi indawo yokuhlala uphinde ungavumeli ukuthi umlomo ka baba no ka nanny ingahlangani njengoma kwenzeke izolo kade umama ehambe no lao baba olala layikhaya uma ubaba engekho. Amen.

20/09/2024

TYPES OF DATES EVERY COUPLE SHOULD TRY.

1. PICNIC DATE
There is something special and free about the outdoors. Pack up some food and drinks and a leso, find a spot and have fun.

2. WALK DATE
Make time to just take a walk as you bond. Walk for long as you hold hands, laugh, bump shoulder to shoulder. You need no money for this.

3. ELEGANT DATE
Go all out. Gentleman, ask her out to an expensive, classy venue. Give her a chance to dress up. She will feel special, smiling as you romance her; she wearing her fashionable dress.

4. DANCE DATE
Find a place where good music is played or dance is taught and go there as a couple. Salsa, lingala, afro, twist, benga; go to a place where you will sweat, groove and get down.

5. IMPROMPTU DATE
Dates don't have to be pre-planned. Be spontenous sometimes, drop everything and go somewhere as a couple for some quality time.

6. MOVIE DATE
Go to the cinema. Movies bring out emotions.

7. DOUBLE DATE
Go out on a date with another couple close to you. This will give you a chance to celebrate love and talk couple to couple. Your love will grow stronger.

8. COMPASSION DATE
There are many people in society to bless. You and your partner, find a children's home, an elderly home, a hospital or someone in need and together go spend time with them. God will bless your love.

9. CANDLE-LIGHT DINNER DATE
There is something romantic about looking into each other's eyes in dim candle light. Make it special. Romance is sweet.

10. SPECIAL MOMENT DATE
This is when you celebrate big as a couple a special moment like Birthday, Anniversary, Graduation or Promotion. Never forget these moments.

11. MAKE-UP DATE
If things between you two haven't been going well. Make effort to save your love by planning a good date. A date provides a good setting to allow you two to talk and get back to deep love.

12. LUNCH DATE
Since you work at different jobs, sometimes meet up and have a couple's lunch for an hour or so.

13. OLD LOVE DATE
Dates are not for young love only. Sadly, as lovers stay in a relationship/marriage, the dates become fewer as they go through the motions. No matter how long you've been together, step outside your everyday responsibilities and go for a date to rekindle and sustain the excitement.

14. SPORTS DATE
Is your favorite football club, rugby team, basketball team, golfer playing? Is it the safari rally, athletics? Go out for dates as a couple where you can scream, cheer and go wild. You two will connect more.

15. FRIENDS DATE
Have a barbeque, hook up with friends, throw a party. Organize something as a couple where your love will be celebrated in the presence of close friends.

16. TRAVEL DATE
Pack your bags and travel. Break the monotony and as a couple drive, fly, sail to a place you've never been. Experience new attractions together. Your love will never be boring this way.

16. STAY AT HOME DATE
Or lock yourself in the house. Not to work or do chores. But to switch off everything and concentrate on each other. Cook together, eat together, make memories for two.

Don't just sit around and do nothing. Life is precious you never know when it's your last go live life enjoying each other.