Lusaka city

What a blessed day

Maybe our Lord Jesus Christ bless you more as we will be enjoying 2020

Happy New Year to everyone and enjoy 2020 with more blessings from our Lord Jesus Christ

No family is perfect, we argue, we fight, we even stop talking to each other at times but in the end, family is family … the love will always be there.

hi every one

Boy- From the day I m ur friend, I m not able to eat, drink or smoke.Girl- how sweet, so u r madly in LOVE with me..!Boy- SHUT UP..!!, U made my pocket empty.

The man had a girlfriend so the girl
used mtn
line to
communicate with him. it was a
distance
relationship they cudnt see each
other
but they talked on phone.she owez
tod
her freinds and her family that they
should burry her with the phone if
she dies. it happened that she
passed away
but the coffin cudnt move because
they didnt put her phon in the
coffin, after they put her phon the
coffin moved and they burried
her. few
months latter it was her birthday so
the man not knowing that she is
dead he
went at her place with gifts. He was
shocked wen they told him she
died
some months ago because they've
been
talking to each other on phone
even
the previous day they were
communicating. they told him to
call her
on phon so that they belive, behold
he
called her and they started talking
on
phone, the family were shocked so
they
called a pastor. the pastor prayed
for
five hours becoz he had the spirit
of
communicating with the dead.after
five hours of prayers the pastor
said" it
has been reviwed to me, why this
young man is talking to his dead
girlfriend on phone, it is because
MTN
IS
EVERY WERE YOU GO".

Being a Gud person z like being a goal keeper. No matter how many goals u save, pipo will still Remember only de
one goal u missed. Neva be discouraged by wat pipo say abt u, don't mind dem. Remember out of dirt soil geminate a gud seed, out of hot fire de food z cookd, Even a black colour IS A MOST FAVORITE COLOUR TO PIPO. Smart pipo don't touch charcoal bt they EAT wat has bin cookd by charcoal, so some pipo dslike u bt they NEED WAT U HAV. Be in a right path always God will see u through.

GIRL: i have sinned; i called my boyfriend
a bastard.
PASTOR: So wat did he do to deserve
dat?
GIRL: He kissed me.
PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor
kissed the
girl.
GIRL: Yes!
PASTOR: Well, dats no reason to call him
a bastard.
GIRL: But he touched my breast.
PASTOR: U mean like this? The pastor
touched her
breast.
GIRL: Yes!
PASTOR: Thats no reason to call him a
bastard.
GIRL: But, he took off my clothes and
had s*x with
me!
PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor
took off her
clothes and had s*x with the girl.
GIRL: Yes
PASTOR: Well, thats also no reason to
call him a
bastard.
GIRL: Then he told me he has AIDS.
PASTOR: U are a BASTAAAARD; who was the bastard?

OFFICER:- what is your name?
MUZO:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- In full please
MUZO:- Muzo Phiri
OFFICER:- your father's name?
MUZO:- M.P sir OFFICER:- what does that mean?
MUZO:- Melvin Phiri
OFFICER:- your native place?
MUZO: M.P sir
OFFICER:- what's that?
MUZO:- Muchinga Province OFFICER:- what is your qualification?
MUZO:- M.P
OFFICER:- (angry) what is thaat?!!!
MUZO:- Mathematics Professor
OFFICER:- so why do you need a job?
MUZO:- it is because of M.P sir OFFICER: meaning?
MUZO:- Money Problems
OFFICER:- would you explain yourself
and stop
wasting my time? What's your
personality like? MUZO: M. P sir.
OFFICER: and what is that?
MUZO:- Marvelous Personality
OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to
you.
MUZO:- sir, how was M. P sir? OFFICER:- and what's that again?
MUZO:- My Performance.
OFFICER:- I think u already have M. P
MUZO:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?
OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!!
Don't laugh alone share with others. I have shared
with you because you are M. P (My People)

Ladies are like apples on trees. The best
ones are at
the top of the tree. The guys don't want to
reach for
the good ones because they are afraid of
falling and
getting hurt. Instead, they just get the ones
their hand
can reach easily from the ground, they are
not the best
but
because it's easy. So the apples at the top
think
something is wrong with them. When in
reality they are
amazing. They just have to wait for the
right man to
come along. The one who is brave enough to
climb all
the way to the top of the tree.
Don't be the lady who needs a man, be the
lady a man
needs.
Remember : 'ANYONE CAN LIKE YOUR LOOKS,
BUT
IT'S YOUR PERSONALITY THAT MAKES
SOMEONE
FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU'