Pizza Party of Canada

Pizza Party of Canada

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Political parties suck, but pizza parties rule! We are PRO-volone & ANTI-pasto. In pizza we crust.

05/02/2026
04/13/2026

We're wondering when Viktor Orban will announce his run for a seat in Alberta?

04/06/2026

One year ago today, we absolutely nailed it. Prime Minister Mark Carney is welcome to steal our idea.

Do more... by doing absolutely nothing!

01/27/2026

Our brilliant plan to thwart US invasion without spending billions on additional equipment and training? Simple. Change all of the "Welcome to Canada" signs to "Bienvenido a Mexico" signs. Invading US troops will think they went the wrong way and turn around.

01/07/2026

The Pizza Party of Canada will introduce the first ever federal 'reverse coupons.' We'll pay you not to buy πŸ’© off Temu and Amazon you don't need.

01/07/2026

A Pizza Party government would maintain a strategic reserve of β€œdeep concern,” to be deployed whenever things escalate beyond our ability to act.

01/07/2026

A Pizza Party government would respond to all global crises with a strongly worded letter, immediately followed by a slightly more concerned follow-up letter clarifying tone.

12/29/2025

Is "Ontario man" the new "Florida man?" Can't make this up.

11/15/2025

I wonder if Trump misses his Big Beautiful Bill πŸ˜œπŸ˜‰πŸ˜œ

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