05/02/2026
Pizza Party of Canada
Political parties suck, but pizza parties rule! We are PRO-volone & ANTI-pasto. In pizza we crust.
05/02/2026
We're wondering when Viktor Orban will announce his run for a seat in Alberta?
One year ago today, we absolutely nailed it. Prime Minister Mark Carney is welcome to steal our idea.
Do more... by doing absolutely nothing!
01/27/2026
Our brilliant plan to thwart US invasion without spending billions on additional equipment and training? Simple. Change all of the "Welcome to Canada" signs to "Bienvenido a Mexico" signs. Invading US troops will think they went the wrong way and turn around.
The Pizza Party of Canada will introduce the first ever federal 'reverse coupons.' We'll pay you not to buy π© off Temu and Amazon you don't need.
01/07/2026
A Pizza Party government would maintain a strategic reserve of βdeep concern,β to be deployed whenever things escalate beyond our ability to act.
01/07/2026
A Pizza Party government would respond to all global crises with a strongly worded letter, immediately followed by a slightly more concerned follow-up letter clarifying tone.
12/29/2025
Is "Ontario man" the new "Florida man?" Can't make this up.
I wonder if Trump misses his Big Beautiful Bill πππ
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