11/02/2026
Fine Citizens of the Greater Tri Cities Area, (Or further as we know we have friends and followers all over Planet Earth, but none in space. That we are aware of. Do we? Is anyone in Space these days? If they are then they should reply too if they know this person.)
Anyway,
Officer D’Aquila is looking for the public assistance in identifying the male photographed. The one whose face is not covered up with the yellow circles. However, if you do know someone whose face is a giant yellow circle, we would be interested to know that too. But not as much as knowing who this non yellow circled faced fellow is.
“But Why Pasco Police, why must we tell you who this?”
Well you see fine readers, this person, went on what appears to be a nice family trip to one of our local businesses downtown.
But while the family was there looking at items, trying on boots and hats, this individual was up to som**hing far more sinister.
They looked around to make sure no one was watching them and then made the decision to vandalize over $1000 dollars’ worth of boots.
“But what did he do to vandalize the boots Pasco Police?”
Well, our fearless followers, he scratched in them a few different things; with some of them being drawings of a certain part of male anatomy, as well as the word for said part. He also carved a certain symbol that has been forbidden since the 1940s into some boots.
“Oh Wow Pasco Police, that’s not cool at all and that’s just downright wrong!!!”
Exactly dear readers. What this person did was wrong
And bad
What he did was BadWrong
Or BADONG
Yes, his actions were Badong
And we here at Pasco Police stand for the opposite of Badong:
GNODAB!
So Go Forth Citizens and Stand for GNODAB with us and help us find this young person and bring them to Justice for their crimes.
Pasco Case 26-056719
We would at least like to speak to him or his family about his actions. So if you know who he is please let us know as Non- Emergency Dispatch at 509-628-0333. Tell them the Pasco Police Social Media sent you regards to the above case number. The Password is: Hungry Hungry Hippos. But don’t actually tell them that. Unless you have to, but just tell them that you know who the person is.
Apologies, he allegedly did it. Though it’s on video. Allegedly.
Bonus Points if you can tell us what movie GNODAB is from
Thank You