10/23/2026
Yo, it's Friday, and it feels fa-boo-lous! 🎉🎃👻
The humidity is taking a brief vacation, the temperatures are dropping, and somebody’s already acting like we live in a Hallmark Christmas movie. SMH. We have a few holidays before we get there, guys. Calm down. 🤣
Before y’all break out the flannel and ALL the hoodies, fire up the fire pit, and start burning every stick in a 10-mile radius, let’s talk about some fall fire safety!
🔥 Fire pits are for s’mores, not neighborhood-wide bonfires. Keep fires away from your house, deck, dry leaves, and anything else that burns. Never leave a fire unattended, and make sure it’s completely out before heading inside.
🍂 Those leaves aren’t just yard decorations. Dry leaves can ignite quickly, especially near outdoor fire pits, grills, and equipment. Keep them cleared away from your house and anything that produces heat.
🏠 Your space heater is NOT a clothes dryer. Keep heaters at least 3 feet away from anything that can burn, plug them directly into a wall outlet (nooo to extension cords or power strips!), and turn them off when you leave the room or go to bed.
🕯️ Pumpkin spice season does not require 47 candles burning simultaneously. Nobody needs that headache. Keep candles away from curtains, decorations, pets (& kids), and anything else that could catch fire. Battery-operated candles are a great alternative!
🍳 The kitchen is not the place to abandon your responsibilities. If you’re frying up some Friday night goodness, stay in the kitchen. We don't make the rules! Unattended cooking is a leading cause of home fires.
🚨 And please, for the love of all things sweet tea & pecan pie, check your smoke alarms! Test them monthly and make sure everyone in your home knows TWO ways out and where to meet outside.
We want y’all to enjoy the cooler weather, the bonfires, the football, and all the fall festivities. We just prefer to enjoy them without making an unexpected appearance at your house. 😉
Happy Friday, Statesboro! Stay cozy, stay safe, and please don’t make us come ruin your s’mores. 🍫🚒 (Don't be killing us, Smalls!)